Day two of the illness that no other living being has ever had before
Or in other words, how’s the man flu going?
In all fairness though, I haven’t been fishing and, to be honest, I couldn’t drag myself to the water’s edge, even if I wanted to.
I fed the birds this morning and went with my wife for a short walk down the lane with the dog.
That was it though, and apart from one slice of toast first thing, I haven’t eaten anything for two days.
My wife’s been shouting at me. They do that though, don’t they?
It means they care.
Oh, by the way, she says she’s got the virus as well.
It’s not as bad as me though, you can tell that from how it’s affecting the two of us.
Quite clearly, I’ve got something far more severe.